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I seem to have discovered a massive cache of forks, spoons, a wine opener, and someone's eyelash curler in my purse this morning.

Please let me know who the wine opener and eyelash curler is so I can return them. My apologies.

Date: 2011-11-01 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Voice to text. I stole the program from Matt.

Date: 2011-11-01 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I know, right? I'm so smart - with me on the side of good, we'll manage to foil that mysterious someone's dastardly plans.