Fake Science

[xp_phoenix]

For the record this site contains inaccurate information. Oh so humorously inaccurate information.

I may have laughed so hard I choked on my coffee.

Comments

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

I once sent a letter. I was like, six, and it was to Santa. Dude never answered me, so I think I lost my faith on correspondence.

By now, I am wondering if this is so I can get away with something. I mean, am I really this selfless and nice?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Magical beings can sometimes be problematic when it comes to returning requests.

Get away with something?

Hm.

This explains a few things.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have no idea.

But that's the thing, I really don't want anything in return. Odd.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Besides pure satisfaction?

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

It's not like I would ask her to cook me something.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I don't think she'd mind if you asked. She loves to cook, as evidenced by the mountain of food earlier this week.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah but that's not the point.

Ah, whatever. I'm doing it anyway.