With a vigilant heart, I’ll push into the dark.

Happy Birthday. I have a very limited selection of gift options for people so I'm spoiling it for you now and saying 'it's vodka' in case you have a thing against vodka. In which case I'll get a really nice card for your thing tonight.

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Some creative gift-giving.

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I work with what I've got. And what I've got right now is a dwindling supply of vodka. Also, a lot of stuffed sharks. Which I'm not giving to Jean because that would totally lack context.

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...why so many sharks?

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I've been getting trolled for the 13 Days of Halloween. Different stuffed shark for every day. They all have candy inside.

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Huh. That's... creative.

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Pretty much, yeah. Good candy, though. You're welcome to some of it, if you want.

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Nah.

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O_o. Now I'm curious.

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Let's just say I've got a song called "They See Me Trollin'" as a ringtone for a friend. And it's been going off a lot lately.

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Huh, lol. I just saw what you told Gabriel so that makes sense. Still not sure what it has to do with sharks but sounds fun.

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The last Bad Science Drinking Game Night was because of the Discovery Channel's Shweekend. I think you were working or something. But it involved a lot of facepalming. Less facepalming than last year's Shark Week, at least. But still. A lot of facepalming about Bad Science. Which meant a lot of shots taken because of Bad Science. Which meant a lot of drunk texts got sent about Bad Science. Which means I'm now getting all the stuffed sharks ever.

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Lol, wow, that's pretty awesome. Is the Matt the source of your torture?

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Nah, Matt was there for Shweekend.

I can tell you this, though. If Shweekend was bad for Bad Science, next year's premiere of Sharknado IV will be EPIC.

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I seem to recall drunk texts being sent to people at the actual party last time too. ;)

I'll have to clear my work schedule. Or possibly try to be at work, depending on how crazy I want my night to be.

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Well, I needed more Felicia in my life and she was missing Drunk MarioKart. Which was a tragedy.

Definitely clear your schedule. And bring water. You're a doctor, you totally understand the importance of hydration.

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What? Drunk mariokart? I miss all the good parties. Damn important life saving duties.

Trust me, I'll probably bring an entire case. I've been on the other side of too many hangovers lately. Think I've drank more alcohol than I have my entire years of medical school in the span of living here.

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Happy birthday

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Thanks :) You're welcome to come to dinner if you want. It's at Forlini's in Little Italy. Apparently a good chunk of the mansion's coming as well, lol.

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Nah, I'm not really a party crasher. Enjoy, though.

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