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"When are you going to take the-" #Halloween #ElizabethBathory

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[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my brother's got this place in Bed-Stuy. He seems to've pissed off the local Russians. So obviously I was the best option for teaching him a lesson? I don't even know.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Huh. And I'm guessing the dog took a bite out of crime? :D

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

The puns are strong with you.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Do you have a bone to pick with me for that?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Nope. My pun game is just not that strong.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Oh. Alas.

So how'd the dog actually get involved in the first place?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

One of the Russians owned him, but I'd been giving him scraps when I visited Barney. Russians didn't like it. Wanted him to be like a vicious fighting dog or something. Told me to stop. Obviously, I didn't. So when they tried to beat me up for something entirely unrelated, PD stepped in, bit one of them, and got himself thrown into traffic for his trouble. I got him to a vet in time, though, so he's good.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Wow! Sounds very good. I'd love to meet him sometime. My parents have a dog in England that I visit every chance I get.

My twin niece and nephew want to get a dog but my sister won't let them, being Manhattan and all.

What's his name?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Pizza Dog's his name. Cause he likes pizza. It's one of the first things I gave him. Which probably isn't all that great for dogs, but hey. It was what I had at the time. He likes log jogs and playing fetch. Frisbee's another favorite. Bouncy balls are his jam. Right now, though, he's having fun jumping in piles of leaves on the grounds when we go for runs. Come by whenever you like to meet him. He's pretty chill.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Pizza Dog. It has a nice simplicity to it. :D

I'm actually stuck at the hospital for a few days, back to back shifts. Something about Halloween brings out the crazy. But I can stop by when I'm free.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, PD for short. Easier than explaining the whole sitch to people, y'know? But come by whenever. I'm good at breakfast.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

There are worse names :D .

Breakfast is usually when I get off, so that sounds perfect. Though I'll probably catch you on a day when I'm not part zombie from sleep deprivation.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. Just gimme a heads up for your next day off and we'll get something vaguely nutritious into you before you collapse.