Still Alive

[xp_phoenix]

It's been a busy time at the hospital. Apparently people think Labor Day is the last chance for them to go do something silly in the name of summer.

One of my patients, who has a mutation that makes them like a snake, thought it'd be fun to get drunk and try to squeeze into a tiny storm drain on a dare. They overestimated their flexibility and, needless to say, I had to make a house call.

Who knew that alcohol DIDN'T make you invincible?

Anyway, I'm still alive. No need to send a search party.

Comments

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Could you imagine a mutation that did make you invincible when drunk? Goodness.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I could...which does sound somewhat fascinating, but highly impractical.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine the shenanigans a person like that would get into.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I suppose if they kept alcohol on them at all times...But would they get alcohol poisoning? Or would it have the opposite effect on their system? Hmm. I must tread lightly. My scientist is showing.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

But now we need to know all of the details FOR SCIENCE.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

If we can find someone with alcohol based enhanced strength I am all for the science. :D