Still Alive
Sep. 6th, 2016 08:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_phoenixIt's been a busy time at the hospital. Apparently people think Labor Day is the last chance for them to go do something silly in the name of summer.
One of my patients, who has a mutation that makes them like a snake, thought it'd be fun to get drunk and try to squeeze into a tiny storm drain on a dare. They overestimated their flexibility and, needless to say, I had to make a house call.
Who knew that alcohol DIDN'T make you invincible?
Anyway, I'm still alive. No need to send a search party.
One of my patients, who has a mutation that makes them like a snake, thought it'd be fun to get drunk and try to squeeze into a tiny storm drain on a dare. They overestimated their flexibility and, needless to say, I had to make a house call.
Who knew that alcohol DIDN'T make you invincible?
Anyway, I'm still alive. No need to send a search party.
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Date: 2016-09-09 03:24 am (UTC)