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Thank you, drunk girl, for puking on me and then reciting a haiku about your Facebook status on my way home from my shift. It was a lovely birthday gift.

On the plus side, the nurses brought cheesecake from a shop in Little Italy that I like. I don't feel any older, or wiser at 32 but hey, free cheesecake.

Date: 2016-10-28 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com
Haiku? Did it go something like this?

Now that we are old,
I will save all the tears and puking
For after birthday cake.


Did you know the drunk girl? I'm pretty sure she wasn't me. I haven't taken you out for birthday beers. Yet.

(But I wrote you a haiku anyway. Happy birthday!)

Date: 2016-10-28 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
*slow clap* That was beautiful. :D

I did not. I don't think she even knew her own name. She had some friends with her, though, who apologized profusely.

Thank you! I also extend the offer for cheesecake. I am actually going to dinner with Kevin so maybe tomorrow night for beers? Beers and cheesecake? Perhaps some Vanilla Porter?

Date: 2016-10-28 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com
So what was the status in question then? Inquiring minds and all that.

Beers and cheesecake sound AMAZING. Not sure about the vanilla porter though.

Date: 2016-10-28 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
Huh?

No worries...more for ME! I'll get you your regular.

Date: 2016-10-29 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
I'm betting it was something along the lines of

Oh my god you guys
I puked on this doctor chick
I'm so f***in drunk


Anyways, happy birthday, Jean.