Mini Doctor Break

[xp_phoenix]

I am taking a mini doctor break from the Medlab to be in the Medlab myself. Everyone be nice to the medlab staff and not get injured either. Thnx.

Comments

[xp_blink]

so basically, you're not taking your own advice

[xp_phoenix]

I got impaled by a TREE. You should be nice to me.

[xp_blink]

I'm always nice to you!

You're super talented.

[xp_phoenix]

Dimensional variants of me don't count. I've been around you when the coffee pot is empty and you think it's me.

Talented at being impaled by trees?

[xp_blink]

that doesn't count! it's COFFEE.

yes, exactly. that's not a talent I have.

[xp_phoenix]

I keep telling you, I do NOT leave the coffee pot empty! That's the unspoken rule of medicine. No one should leave their fellow medical professionals uncaffeinated.

That you know of.

[xp_blink]

And yet, it still happens.

[xp_phoenix]

Why do you assume it's me? There are other med people here too, you know.

[xp_blink]

I don't always think it's you. Sometimes it's Laurie. but I can't blame her ALL the time. 1). she's out injured currently and 2). I have to pretend to be fair.

[xp_phoenix]

Uh...I am also injured? Remember? Giant hole in leg?

[xp_blink]

well, you are NOW

[xp_phoenix]

Precisely.

[xp_darcy]

How do you... actually, you know what, I don't want to know. Glad you're going to be okay.

[xp_phoenix]

Short answer: bigoted assholes + guns in a hospital do not mix.

But thanks :). Hopefully the limp will go away eventually.

[xp_darcy]

That's a terrible combo everywhere, tbh.

[xp_banshee]

A tree?

Jeanie.

[xp_phoenix]

It helped cushion the fall after the explosion so...

[xp_banshee]

After the explosion? You know you're just making this worse.

[xp_phoenix]

Well...there was a very bad man and he tried to shoot us. So I put up a shield but one of the bullets made an oxygen tank explode and I got thrown off of a balcony and landed upside down in a tree.

But I lived . Everyone's okay...it's fine.

[xp_banshee]

Jean Elaine Grey. Honestly, flying off a balcony. We need to practice your staying power in the face of concussive blasts. As soon as you're sorted, we're going to the Danger Room.

[xp_phoenix]

Are you saying you're going to scream at me and I have to dodge it?

If so, we need to figure out a way to keep me from going deaf.

[xp_banshee]

Essentially, yes. But instead of dodging, you're going to figure out how to stay in one place, girlie.

We'll double you up on earplugs and noise cancelling headphones. Do some tests before things really get going, don't worry. I'd not deafen you... not permanently, anyhow.

[xp_phoenix]

I could always use more sonic/sound power data for my mutant powers study.

I'm in.

[xp_banshee]

Brilliant! You tell me once you're well enough for powers training and whatnot.

[xp_phoenix]

I may have already volunteered for a mission. But it involves mostly monitoring and sitting around. Perhaps in a few weeks?

[xp_banshee]

You what.

[xp_phoenix]

SWORD needed help with demonic energy infused weapons. I couldn't say no.

[xp_banshee]

Demonic energy infused weapons.

You just got blown out a window and impaled. You bloody well could've said 'no.' You're not the only TP/TK we know, Mary's bleeding tits.

[xp_phoenix]

I know. Guess I'm a glutton for punishment. But I have a certain set of skills.

[xp_banshee]

As stated, you're not the only person with that particular set of skills.