Scott...

[xp_phoenix]

your cat is insane.

I mean, ok, the thing where she kept stealing the wrapping paper on Christmas morning, that was cute. Doing it four days later (and knocking over the trash can in the process)... less cute.

But the thing where she chases the wadded paper around the room, and then sits on it and pretends she's lost it? Is just crazy.

(And yes, I am posting to my husband on the journals because I don't know where he's gone and am too worn out from holidays to go look for him. Or, you know, use that handy 'telepathic link' thing. I already had the computer and there's just been too much nog of assorted types this month to think.)

Comments

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

If you exect her to be insane, she'll be insane. Also if you expect her to be sane. I suspect this is more or less a no-win situation.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Most things involving me and your cat are no-win situations, didn't you know that?

Except the bit where she stole those ghastly earrings Sarah sent me and hid them. She deserves an extra treat for that.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

If the two of you would come to some sort of conclusion about sharing the 'alpha female' role, I'm sure life would be far more harmonious.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

See, I would think that if you wanted your life to be more harmonious, you would not go around suggesting that your wife needs to share the 'alpha female' role with your cat. Just, you know, a thought.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not doing a very good job of definitively establishing your dominant position, are you? And no, that's not permission to telekinetically drop her in the bathtub the next time she eats one of your shoes.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, but making you sleep on the couch would pretty much prove I was the dominate female in your life...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

To me. She'd just take it as a good thing and sleep on my head.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Point. Alas, I shall simply have to find some way to combine the fact of you in the bed and the cat being put out about it.

You know, I think I have a couple ideas...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Is this your not-so-subtle way of telling me to find my way back upstairs?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Well, we definitely wouldn't call it subtle...