Well, huh.

[xp_phoenix]

When I woke up this morning, my husband had hair. I might not have had coffee yet, but I'm really quite certain this is true. Then I go to make breakfast and he went to shave, only he doesn't seem to have stopped with the stubble.

...

On the bright side, now his head is fuzzy and I'm the only one who's allowed to rub it without having anything broken. Also, at least it's not a full buzz cut.

Comments

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how tempting it was to shave all of it and then do my best Charles impression.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

In my experience, it's generally a bad idea to make drastic, long-lasting physical changes simply for the sake of a joke.

You know I'm going to be rubbing your head every day and twice on Sundays until this grows out, right? It will become my personal good luck gesture.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Oh no. However will I cope with you being grabby.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I have some theories on that, actually. We should discuss them.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Ah, conversation.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

He could always wear a wig!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Luckily, the haircut he chose is not that bad and we don't need to resort to such drastic measures.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I think I just threw up.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

No, really, it's kind of cute, in a quasi-military way.

Or did you mean the rampant flirting?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

You're occasionally very grumpy.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I give it two days before he's stalked by some child with a balloon.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you will have given the Stepfords ideas.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

CHILD NOTHING. I'm going to see if I can do that RIGHT NOW.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm the only one allowed to rub his head. This is the rule.

Bring me the balloon. :D

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Awww. No one lets me have any fun.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Rub my head and I might feel the need to assign you extra Danger Room runs. Really creative ones. With goop.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Is Rachel allowed to rub his head?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

That is an interesting question. However, it seems unlikely we'll find out. Which is probably all for the best.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

It is like when Mr. Angelo cut his hair!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Not entirely unlike that, yes.