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This morning I discovered a pyramid of canned goods on the floor, all of the spices in the spice cabinet rearranged by taste with corresponding post it note labels commenting on them, and two notes on the toaster, one reading:

"I LOVE YOU ALL IS FORGIVEN <3333" and one right below it saying,

"The bubbles say the White Rabbit strikes at midnight, and all is forgiven by me, too."

Since the hand-writing was made by three separate people, most of whom I can recognize since I've been grading your papers for years, this leads me to conclude that a few people were busy after coming home last night.

Date: 2011-08-10 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
NOT IT! I was fine by the time I got home except for the sticky hair!

Date: 2011-08-10 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
I believe you. :)

How did you get the sticky hair?

Date: 2011-08-10 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I think after I called you guys I took a nap under a table. I dunno.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Sticky hair? Seriously?

Date: 2011-08-10 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Seriously! Sticky, like I washed it in like, syrup but not maple because that'd have smelled good. It was just gross.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
There are... so many things I could say to this. I will refrain.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You got NO room to talk, old man.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Who said anything about talking? I'm mocking.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Mocking requires talking unless you're Artie.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Lookit me typing on the computer. Also, I'm very good with creative hand gestures.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, 8===D

so there.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure that's not appropriate for the eyes of young children.