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This morning I discovered a pyramid of canned goods on the floor, all of the spices in the spice cabinet rearranged by taste with corresponding post it note labels commenting on them, and two notes on the toaster, one reading:

"I LOVE YOU ALL IS FORGIVEN <3333" and one right below it saying,

"The bubbles say the White Rabbit strikes at midnight, and all is forgiven by me, too."

Since the hand-writing was made by three separate people, most of whom I can recognize since I've been grading your papers for years, this leads me to conclude that a few people were busy after coming home last night.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-network.livejournal.com
Oh dear. I think the love note to the toaster may have been me.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
So what did the toaster do to you that you needed to forgive it for?

Date: 2011-08-10 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-network.livejournal.com
It's a long story. It never used to work for me, ever, it'd either burn my toast or just not work period.

...ok, it's not a very long story after all. :)

Date: 2011-08-10 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Couldn't you just commune with it and like, convince it to work right? Or trick it?

Date: 2011-08-10 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
It was the stubborn toaster, I believe. It would not listen to her. ;)

Date: 2011-08-10 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Wow, a toaster with a mind of its own. That's only a little frightening... happy late birthday, by the way.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
Thank you. :)

I think it is the mansion. It tends to breed things with the stubborn streak, yes?

Date: 2011-08-10 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Very true. Like that coffeemaker that keeps giving me raspberry steamers whenever I go to the sink to get a glass of water.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-network.livejournal.com
What Yvette said. :(

But it sounds like we've made amends, as long as it believes my note I guess.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Can the toaster read the note?

Date: 2011-08-10 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-network.livejournal.com
Well, my memory's a little hazy, but I think I may have hugged the toaster while saying that when putting the note on.

It was a strange night.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Okay... we'll leave it at that.