The Dinglehopper Situation

[xp_phoenix]

I seem to have discovered a massive cache of forks, spoons, a wine opener, and someone's eyelash curler in my purse this morning.

Please let me know who the wine opener and eyelash curler is so I can return them. My apologies.

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Of course. How did I not see it before?

But your eyes are open still. How can you type?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I can type with my eyes closed, doctor lady. It's a skill.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'll give you that. But being able to read what I write?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Voice to text. I stole the program from Matt.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmm.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I'm so smart - with me on the side of good, we'll manage to foil that mysterious someone's dastardly plans.