Level 1 - Evil stare at random people Level 2- Thieving Level 3- Lying and thieving Level 4- Secure evil lair Level 5- Steal evil dog Level 6- ???? Level 7- Profit
Yeah, my brother's got this place in Bed-Stuy. He seems to've pissed off the local Russians. So obviously I was the best option for teaching him a lesson? I don't even know.
One of the Russians owned him, but I'd been giving him scraps when I visited Barney. Russians didn't like it. Wanted him to be like a vicious fighting dog or something. Told me to stop. Obviously, I didn't. So when they tried to beat me up for something entirely unrelated, PD stepped in, bit one of them, and got himself thrown into traffic for his trouble. I got him to a vet in time, though, so he's good.
Pizza Dog's his name. Cause he likes pizza. It's one of the first things I gave him. Which probably isn't all that great for dogs, but hey. It was what I had at the time. He likes log jogs and playing fetch. Frisbee's another favorite. Bouncy balls are his jam. Right now, though, he's having fun jumping in piles of leaves on the grounds when we go for runs. Come by whenever you like to meet him. He's pretty chill.
I'm actually stuck at the hospital for a few days, back to back shifts. Something about Halloween brings out the crazy. But I can stop by when I'm free.
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Date: 2015-11-02 03:51 am (UTC)Haha.
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Date: 2015-11-02 03:55 am (UTC)Besides, I'm supposed to be evil. Thievery is only like, level 2 of my 7 step evil plans.
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Date: 2015-11-02 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-02 03:59 am (UTC)Level 2- Thieving
Level 3- Lying and thieving
Level 4- Secure evil lair
Level 5- Steal evil dog
Level 6- ????
Level 7- Profit
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:01 am (UTC)I approve. But you can't have my dog.
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:18 am (UTC)So how'd the dog actually get involved in the first place?
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-02 04:24 am (UTC)My twin niece and nephew want to get a dog but my sister won't let them, being Manhattan and all.
What's his name?
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-02 04:32 am (UTC)I'm actually stuck at the hospital for a few days, back to back shifts. Something about Halloween brings out the crazy. But I can stop by when I'm free.
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-02 04:37 am (UTC)Breakfast is usually when I get off, so that sounds perfect. Though I'll probably catch you on a day when I'm not part zombie from sleep deprivation.
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Date: 2015-11-02 04:38 am (UTC)