I've heard water helps with hangovers, which is what I'm guessing you're dealing with. Or maybe you spent all night at the 24-hour Mexican diner in Salem and your gastrointestinal thingums are rebelling. Either way, hydration's probably key.
Lies. You know you'll go have fun and then do the thing people do where they curl up in the fetal position afterward and swear they'll never do it again. But I've heard the human body is incapable of accurately remembering pain, which is why women have multiple children.
I think I threatened to try to dance like one of the hip hop hoochies and his eyes went wide enough that I figured he would hold it against me less if I made him slow dance instead. Besides, he's very cute when he puts his head on my shoulder.
Laurie is evil that way, but I pretty much encourage it anyway.
You have to mentor these kids so you can put them on the proper path to being productive members of society. You teach her the medicine and I'll teach her how to snoop and she'll grow up to be House. Or one of House's minions at least.
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Date: 2011-05-09 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-09 03:07 am (UTC)I'm familiar with the hangover relief methods, and I tell myself I'm not going to drink enough to need them...and then it still happens.
Next time there is another drink fest I think I'm locking myself in my room and barricading the door.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-09 03:27 am (UTC)...And you're right, I probably will. In private, where I cannot embarrass myself in the middle a bar full of patrons.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:20 am (UTC)On the bright side I didn't convince you to slow dance with me in the middle of the bar.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:31 am (UTC)Okay, so I was dancing with myself. It was The Bangles. I was powerless.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:49 am (UTC)If its any consolation you did better than most of the women in those videos. Haller too. I think Laurie got a picture.
I think Laurie got a picture of everything. She's sneaky, that one.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:53 am (UTC)Laurie is evil that way, but I pretty much encourage it anyway.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:57 am (UTC)So that's where she gets it from? I'm not surprised.
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Date: 2011-05-09 04:00 am (UTC)You have to mentor these kids so you can put them on the proper path to being productive members of society. You teach her the medicine and I'll teach her how to snoop and she'll grow up to be House. Or one of House's minions at least.
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Date: 2011-05-09 04:22 am (UTC)Hopefully without the vicodin addiction and the cane.
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