Lies. You know you'll go have fun and then do the thing people do where they curl up in the fetal position afterward and swear they'll never do it again. But I've heard the human body is incapable of accurately remembering pain, which is why women have multiple children.
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Date: 2011-05-09 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-09 03:27 am (UTC)...And you're right, I probably will. In private, where I cannot embarrass myself in the middle a bar full of patrons.